This is awesome and I put it on my Christmas list – it’s a computer that is the predecessor to that cool “Minority Report” computer used by That Crazy-Zonked-Out Tom Cruise in the movie.

I wonder if it can make virtual beer.  I would drink A LOT of virtual beer – but simply as a coping mechanism.  I mean, how could you not start a drinking habit – ESPECIALLY AFTER SEEING THIS.

A Finnish dude turned a bottle of whisky into a computer case. Genius.

Who needs liquid cooled CPUs when you can use alcohol?

CLICK HERE for a step-by-step tutorial.  Learn how to turn that whisky bottle in your left hand into the next NASA supercomputer.

Dude, seriously. Mad props to them. CODING IS A WEAPON!!!!!

They also saved your ass and you’re sitting here, reading this blog, and you don’t even know about how they stood up to protect your privacy.

Now bow down to something greater than yourself, beeotches. CLICK HERE to read the full “Wired” story.

Here’s the ORIGINAL STORY that was published back in ‘93 – like when I was a young ‘un.

I’m NOT seeing you on your knees – yeah you – BOW DOWN!

That’s a USB “stick.”  Here’s how it works:

… and I’m looking for a new girlfriend.   If you know girls that are into rude and geeky stuff, let me know.

If the hot chick in the corner of the image saved money, well – I’m sold. Dude, seriously, does this really work though.

Can my ‘99 Sentra really run on my brother’s urine samples required for his “random” drug tests?

Find out for yourself.

The Japanese invented a robot that is controlled by human thought.  The dude in the MRI looking thing basically thinks about moving something and the robot-hand-thing responds the same way.

Which begs the question – would C3PO be controlled by a member of the Village People?   Would R2D2 be controlled by a dwarf that uses Botswanan bush-people clucking language to communicate?

Can Megan Fox be turned into a robot?  AND can I get this Japanese gadget so I can make her… uh… well… anyway you know… DO me?

Enjoy.

Frankenstein took some acid.  Somewhere in the middle of his trip, he decided he wanted to make a USB hub that looks like the monster in a student-made horror flick that just got a D+ from the professor of a UCSF film class.

Then Frankenstein gave the multi-legged USB hub evil eyes and a thirst for blood.  Beware of that “gnawing feeling” you get in your leg when you’re sleeping.  It could be THIS thing.

It’s now conveniently sold in Best Buys around the country.  Who shops there anyway?  Oh, THIS PERSON does.  Enjoy!